Friday, May 31, 2013

Friday Funnies: For Your Health Edition

I received this important health information in an e-mail from my friend Sue. 
The source is unknown.  
This should definitely be a philosophy we all live by:


As Ben Franklin said: 


In wine there is wisdom, 
in beer there is freedom, 
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, 
scientists have demonstrated that 

if we drink 1 liter of water each day, 
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - 
bacteria found in feces. 


In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, 
than to drink water and be full of shit.

Why do I drink Baby Mama Juice?  1.  Because Baby Girl cried the entire swim lesson yesterday.  It broke my heart into pieces.  She was seriously upset and seriously stubborn.  I hope it goes better next time around or we may be looking into other options....  2.  Because it's finally beach weather in Charleston and we're planning a fun weekend of beach time and eating out!  Happy weekend friends!

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