Friday, June 21, 2013

Friday Funnies - "K" Edition

Dear Kimye,

Kongratulations on your new bundle of kuteness.

Let's be kandid.  It's probably a blessing that Baby KarWestian came when she did. Kym's kankles just kouldn't stand to get any bigger.

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I won't be kruel and send you a krappy text like your frenemy Taylor Swifty did.


I just have one request.  Please stop holding out and tell us your new baby girl's much anticipated name that we would all bet a million katrillion dollars begins with a "K."  

There are amazing blog posts that focus on what you'll be kalling your new little kritter.  In kase you're wondering, my vote was Kanada or Kwebec (both odes to Kanye's new "friend").  My favorites from the krazy (and exhausted) Stephanie were Kash, Kristmas, Klondike, and Kustody.

My gift should be koming any day now.  I hope your sweet little kutie loves her kard, kashmere blanket, and kamel hair booties.  Only the best from kousin Amy.  I threw in a bottle of Kristal champagne for the new mom and dad!

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Say holla to Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, and Kris for me!  (Those other fools don't kount because they're names don't begin with a "K."  I don't even know why y'all keep them in your klan!)








p.s.  Why do I drink Baby Mama Juice?  Because this post took me forever to write because of stinking autocorrect.  Kan you imagine korrecting all those misspellings over and over again?  Ugh.  It was totally worth it though!  ;)  Kisses and happy weekend!
Update:  Approximately 1 hr after this post launched, USA Today announced that Kimye named their baby North West.  For realz? There are no words.  At least we already know what they'll name baby #2 (if they miraculously stay together that long)....  SOUTH WEST.  You heard it here first, friends.

9 comments:

  1. I am dying laughing that you wrote you this! Damn auto correct, and reveal the name already!

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  2. This post just mad me laugh my ass off :) Thanks for the Friday funnies ha!

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  3. BAHAHAHAH, people like her are what is wrong with America! This cracked me up!

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  4. Hahaha, I love this post!!! I'm cracking up. Can you believe she named her child North West?! Yikes. I love your blog redesign!! Looks fabulous.

    Happy weekend!

    xo

    www.simplylowcountry.com

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  5. I am about to pee my pants! This is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!! Thanks for the morning laugh. What a great way to start the weekend!

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  6. Blog looks gorg!! This post is the funniest thing ever and I cannot believe that name! WTF??

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  7. The new blog design is great! And thoroughly enjoyed your letter. 'Nuff said for those two :)

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  8. The blog looks beauuuuutiful!! Love it so much.

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  9. Hahahaha I am dying over this! I could go on forever about her pregnancy style, cankles, etc. Auto correct is the worst sometimes.

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