I've declared today as Official Gum Day!
I'm going under the knife this morning for gum surgery.
It's my third time and I'm dreading it like the plague.
It hurts bad. Really really really bad.
I grind and clench my teeth so hard that my gums just disappear. They scrape skin off the roof of my mouth and sew it onto my disappearing gum tissue so my teeth won't fall out. Glamorous, no?
Let's make light of the situation and celebrate some wonderful, healthy, pink gums today!
Behold these gumtastic celebrities:
p.s. Why do I drink Baby Mama Juice? Sadly, it will be several days until I can have a sip of my favorite bevie. Damn gum surgery. Wish me luck and have a great weekend! I'm sure it will be better than mine. :(