I have a confession.
I'm wholly, unhealthily, crazily addicted to Breaking Bad.
We are up to our eyeballs with TV shows, but decided to give Breaking Bad a chance because we heard so many glowing reviews.
We were hooked after 1 episode as fast as Jesse and Jane were hooked on heroin.
We're halfway into Season 3 and at the pace we're watching we may be done in time to see the Series Finale live!
It's so bad, I've adopted Jesse-speak into my language.
Yo, if you're as addicted as I am, use these mad tips to pay homage to your favorite bro, b*tch:
1. Start sentences with "yo" and/or end sentences with "b*tch."
2. Refer to money as "cheddar," "benjis," "green," or "stacks."
3. Add "and sh*t" to give nouns more bang for their buck.
4. Use positive adjectives such as "mad," "fat," and "cherry."
5. Drop the "g" in all "ing" verbs.
Here are some examples in context:
"Yo, yo, yo 3-to-the-3-to the-6-to-the-9. Representin' the ABQ. What up, Biatch? Leave it at the tone!" - Jesse Pinkman's Voicemail
"Hey man, I'm slingin' mad volume and fat stackin' benjis, you know what I'm sayin'? I can't be all about, like, spelling and sh*t!" - Skinny Pete
"Yo, I been out there all night slingin' crystal. You think it's cake movin' a pound of meth one teenth at a time?" - Jesse Pinkman
"Gonna make some mad cheddar, yo. Cheddar, Mr. White. Fat stacks. Dead presidents. Cash money. We're gonna own this city." - Jesse Pinkman
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|Bathing Bad Bath Salts|
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So, to sum it all up, if you're not already watching Breaking Bad, hurry up, yo! You will get mad addicted and sh*t.
p.s. Why do I drink Baby Mama Juice? Because we've been staying up way past our bedtimes watching this stinking show. We watch 3 episodes almost every single night. I told you you I was addicted....