Friday, September 27, 2013

Friday Funnies: Wine Names

Happy Friday friends!  Let's talk about some crazy wines today.  If anyone has tried any of these, let us know!  A few sound downright nasty, but you can't always judge a wine by its label....

I like the concept, but a time out is supposed to be a negative thing.  Wine is the antithesis of negative!  It's more like what mommy does during baby's time out.
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Say what?  This doesn't make sense.  When pigs fly? Huh?
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This one makes me giggle.
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This translates into "The Wine of Shit."  Ewwww.
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Brilliance.  Sheer, and utter brilliance.  I need to try this one ASAP!  They also sell the cutest wine glasses that say "Mad Housewife."
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I'm thinking they had a little too much of the cat's pee when they named this one.  Can we all say a collective "bleh."
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And finally.  Last but not least.  My favorite.  I'm never opening these babies.  Ever.
My friend, Whitney, came to the "Fall Into Beauty" party last night to talk about the miracle cream, Nerium AD, and gave me these.  She made wine labels for me to match my blog.  I was stunned.  It was so sweet, thoughtful, and creative of her.  THANK YOU Whitney!!!  I think I should have my own label.  What do you think?
p.s.  Why do I drink Baby Mama Juice?  Because it's going to be a perfect 75 degrees in Clemson tomorrow.  Game time is 3:30 which is the best game time ever for tailgating.  I have the perfect outfit with a touch of spirit and a touch of sass.  Go Tigers!  We have our first house showing on Sunday after we get home.  Just typing that gives me heart palpitations.



6 comments:

  1. LOVE the wine bottles! Every single time you have an event, I cannot attend. I s()ck. Terrible friend I am. Chris is traveling a whole bunch over the next few months (my new life with his new position). Boo. Let's have lunch on a Wednesday soon! xoxoxoxo

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  2. Those wine bottles she made for you are so cute and thoughtful! Let me know how Mad Housewife is if you try it. I always see it but haven't tried it yet!

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  3. Some of those wine names make me wonder if the seller even wants his wine to sell?! Who is going to buy a wine called cat pee and think it tastes good? Your own wine bottles are adorable! What a cute gift for someone! Have fun at the Clemson game! Sounds like it's going to be perfect weather in Death Valley!

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  4. You should definitely have your own wine. Hope you had fun at the Clemson game and best of luck with the selling of the house.

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  5. Obviously, you needed your own wine label! Next thing you know, vineyards are going to be making you your own delicious Baby Mama Juice blend!

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