Thursday, October 10, 2013

Hearing Aid Dropout

I'm having a little "I'm deaf but hate hearing aids and refuse to wear them pity party" kind of a day.  


If you're a "everything is sunshine, unicorns, and rainbows" kind of gal, you may want to stop reading here and stop by on another day.  This post may be a bit too real for you.

Last week when I miserably failed my hearing test, I cried when the two, poor, very young Audiologists broke the bad news.  They said that I really needed to get hearing aids.  My ENT agreed with them.

I went back to see them this Tuesday and was presented with my hearing aid choices and prices.  Whoa.  My mind was blown.  For the technology that suits my "active lifestyle" (though I'm currently sitting on the couch eating Twizzlers, using my computer, and watching General Hospital), the hearing aids cost $6400.  Whoa.  Again.  That's a ton of money to pay for something that I really don't want to wear.  

I agreed to wear a trial of some behind the ear aids for a week.  If I like them, I can keep them and if I don't, then I can order some that will be molded to my ear and will fit inside my ear canal.  You can, however, still see them.  There were no "invisible" hearing aid choices at the office.  My chin was quivering at this point.  This was not what I had in mind, but I was determined not to cry in front of her again.


The Audiologist programmed the aids to my needs based on my hearing loss and told me to put them on my ears.  She turned them on and began speaking.  I cried.  Hard.  She sounded like a robot.  A very very loud robot.  All of the background noise was so loud, it was scary.  I could hear my toe rub against the inside of my shoe, the fans on the computers were overwhelming, the papers that she handed me sounded like lightning when they rustled.

I was instructed to give it a week in order to get used to it.  

By Wednesday at lunch, I had a splitting headache and it felt like the world was closing in on me.  The hearing aids weren't helping my problem.  I still had to ask people to repeat themselves because the background noise was so loud that I can't hear or concentrate on anything.

I took them out during lunch and immediately felt better.  My cousin and mom put them in their ears and couldn't bear it for more than a few minutes.  I haven't put them back in.  I just can't.  They're awful and make me miserable.

The only time I liked what the hearing aids did for me was while I watched TV.  I didn't have to use closed captioning and I could hear everything that was going on! $6000 for something that allows me to turn off the closed captioning is so crazy it's comical.  Not gonna happen.

I'm not cut out for hearing aids.

It looks like I'm going to be a Hearing Aid Dropout and invest in some "As Seen On TV" amplification devices for my television listening pleasure.  This one looks like a Bluetooth and is made for watching TV.  Perfect!
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The good news is this product costs 30 bucks and I've saved my family over $6000.  (They're going to charge me a penalty for backing out.)

If you've made it through this long monologue, thanks so much for listening.  I promise to be more positive tomorrow!

p.s.  Why do I drink Baby Mama Juice?  Because I polished off the bag of Twizzlers I mentioned earlier.  Ugh.  What is wrong with me?  I'm off to clean house for our architect interview tomorrow.


11 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness! You poor thing. It is the 21st century, how can there be no invisible hearing aids!? And why can't they work better! I am so sorry.

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  2. Just because my typical way of relating is to make someone laugh...do you get to buy a new purse w/ the money you've saved? HA :) Best of luck to you!

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  3. I'm with Christina - a new purse would be great. But seriously, whatever makes you happiest is what you have to do. Saving money is just an added bonus :)

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  4. Who knew hearing aids were that expensive?? I don't blame you for wanting to try out the "bluetooth" option. Hope it helps!

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  5. My mouth is still open at the cost! Does Medicaid? Medicare? pay for the elderly to have them (just curious)?

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  6. I am thinking you should def get that dress now ;) Holy shit that is highway robbery!!

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  7. I have nominated you for a Sunshine Award because reading your blog always brings me a little "sunshine"! You can read all about it on my blog.

    Shall I make an insensitive joke about how you can "read" all about your award!?!

    I do hope you hang in there and seek out other options.

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  8. This whole situation just plain sucks...I'm so sorry. I wouldn't wear the hearing aids either if they were that awful. I, too, can't believe there aren't any other options out there on the market for an invisible hearing aid? Can you just wear the blue tooth thing all the time? You know, you'll look like someone super important who can't be away from her calls, haha.

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  9. I'm so sorry you're going through this. It must be so frustrating. I can't believe there aren't more options out there and that the choice you have is so expensive! Ugghhh!

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  10. Wow who knew hearing aids cost that much! That's such a shame that they amplified all the background noise that much. Booo, I can imagine how frustrating this must be. Do they make any hearing aids that are "invisible"?

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  11. just catching up with all the details. Ugh....thinking of you.....yeay for twizzlers they make everything better.

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