Tuesday, December 3, 2013

My Deep Dark Secret

I have a secret to tell you.

This is something not many people know because it's a little embarrassing but we've been friends for a while now so I figured it was time to open up about it....  

I'm an infomercial-aholic.

I used to battle with insomnia (I know that's shocking to hear, considering how much I love and need my sleep).  I would stay up watching infomercials and order crap in the middle of the night.

I've ordered everything from treadmills, to thighmasters, to Bender Balls, to Proactiv, to Bare Minerals.

Yep, I'm a junkie.

I can't stop thinking about the microwave potato baker, air curler, and chin slimmer.  I discovered the amazing chin device while watching "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" Christmas Special.   I really need them all!

I'm afraid Baby Girl inherited my disease.  She wants every single "As Seen On TV" product.  Darn those kids' shows for advertising that crap!  

Told you she wants all of them!

Did you know that Target has a special "As Seen On TV" area?  It's dangerous.  I keep stalking it for the must have products mentioned above.  It's only a matter of time until they're mine, all mine!

I'm in the market for a treadmill.  I may need to stay up late a few nights to see what's on the market.

Do tell....  Do infomercials suck you in too?  Have you ever purchased anything?  

p.s.  Why do I drink baby Mama Juice?  Because I got all dressed up to see my girl crush today!  My annual exam was this morning.  She actually saw me dressed!  Yay!  


  1. Can you please tell me who your girl crush is because I'm looking for an OB/GYN!! Haha!

  2. My hair dryer I got a few years ago actually came with a beach wave attachment similar to that pink thing and I love it!

    Lauren Elizabeth
    Petite in Pearls

  3. OMG I have to have that chin slimmer! lol. No. I'm serious. :-)

  4. Ha! Definitely think you need to do a post on Best of and Worst of infomercial products!

  5. That is hilarious!!!! I saw that air curler thing and I was very intrigued...however all I kept on envisioning was with my thin hair getting caught in the airflow device or something. Too funny!
    Meet @ the Barre

  6. I was just going to tell you about that section at target!! I am laughing about your OBGYN crush, so true regardless if you have a male or female doctor. My hubby is an OBGYN and I always tease him that his patients are falling for him:)

  7. I once purchased that ab belt...you know, the one that sends electric pulses to your abdomen? I don't know whatever happened to it. LOL. I've also ordered many a workout DVD system. I ordered Meaningful Beauty once too - what a scam! :-)


  8. Hahaha that's not a terrible confession. The Magic Bullet and that mini roasting machine totally suck me in. There's an "As Seen On TV" section at CVS and sometimes Rite-Aid too!


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