So who stayed up past their bedtime and watched the Golden Globes with me? We switched back and forth because we had to see Downton Abbey, but otherwise, I was cheering for Breaking Bad, American Hustle, House of Cards, and all of my other favorite winners! Who has seen this Brooklyn Nine Nine show that took home a few unexpected trophies? What have I been missing? Looks like we're going to have to add another show to our repertoire. I'm really running out of DVR space. Damn those TV networks with amazing shows.
As always, I mainly watch the award shows to see all of the celebs in their finest and not so finest. Here are my official judgments from the evening.
Sandra Bullock - I know there's a ton of mixed reviews circulating about this dress today. I think you either love or hate it. I think it's perfection as usual. This was my #1 favorite of the night. It's so flattering, so unique, so freaking awesome. Can she be any more amazing?
Margot Robbie - She's a rookie but nailed the look like a pro! Gorgeousness.
Lupita Nyong'o - Who? It doesn't matter. She nailed the dress. It reminds me of Gwyneth Paltrow's white Tom Ford dress from 2012.
Kate Beckinsale - Wowzas is all I have to say about her. She just gets prettier every year. Biotch.
Zosia Mamet - This classic black and white gown will always be in style.
Kate Mara - I love her because she's on "House of Cards", and I love her because she's wearing this dress. Own it sister.
Paula Patton - Ugh. This reminds me of Bjork's swan dress from 2001. You know the one I'm talking about....
Heidi Klum - Is it just me or has she been striking out a lot lately? Auf Wiedersehen fraulein.
J Law - Don't hate me for this, but I really didn't like her dress. I think she can do much better.
Julia Roberts - Boring. I guess we'll always wish she was still rocking her gorgeous black and white Valentino from 2008. Bit of advice Julia, don't do black and white any more. It's never going to measure up.
Emma Stone - This is the worst thing I've ever seen this beauty wear. Hello potato sack.
Berenice Bejo - I don't know who she is, but I don't like her gown. Not at all. This looks like a DIY gown gone very very wrong.
Caitlin Fitzgerald - I don't watch the show, but she's from "Masters of Sex". Masters of Heinous is more like it. Yikes.
Zoe Saldana - Girl, fire your stylist. Immediately!
Just Plain Crazy and a Little Scary:
Diane Keaton - Not for what she was wearing. We all know she can rock a tux better than most of the men in the audience. I like her natural gray hair, and the glasses are cool. Though, it would be nice to see her in a dress every now and then. She scared me with her speech and song. It was a train wreck. I couldn't look away. She was accepting a huge award on behalf of Woody Allen, who I guess was to busy to be there himself?! He did marry his own daughter. So there's that....
Who were your favorites and fails of the evening? Do you agree with my assessment?
p.s. Why do I drink Baby Mama Juice? I'm sitting here on Monday morning with about 3 decent hours of sleep under my belt. It seems that my recurring insomnia is paying me a little visit again. Perfect. Just what I wanted. From 1 - 2 am I watched two episodes of Girls. I've never seen the show before and am on the fence about whether or not I like it. Any thoughts on the show?